movie etiquette

Movie experiences are supposed to be entertaining and fun. Do you know what makes them not so fun? Let me start off by saying to Mr. Smell-Good.. lay off the cologne, you do not smell good! One spray is more than enough to mask your funk, but this guy's odor was way overbearing and left a bad taste in my mouth. And now for Mr. Candy-Crinkler.. stop crinkling your candy bag when the movie goes silent. Nobody else wants to hear that annoying sound! And last, but not lease, to Mr. Kicker-Chair.. stop kicking my flipping chair!! I thought I made it obvious by scooting up and looking back at you. Next time, I'll just make a scene and disrupt everyone else's movie experience so we both can look and feel like asshats.